WHOEVER ★ 2026

A Campaign for Peace and Quiet

ELECTWHOEVERWON’T TEXT ME2026PLEASE “STOP”

We’re not asking for much. We’re asking you to stop asking.

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Finally, a campaign that won’t reach out.

For too long, politicians have promised to listen to voters. We’re asking them to try something different: leave us alone.

The Platform

One issue. No follow-ups.

We’re focused on the issues that matter most to hardworking Americans who have already replied STOP six times.

NO. 01

An End to Political Text Messages

Not fewer messages. Not more relevant messages. No messages. We believe Americans deserve to go an entire afternoon without hearing from a congressional candidate named Jennifer.

NO. 02

Protecting the Word “STOP”

STOP is not an invitation to continue the conversation. It is not the beginning of a survey. We believe it should mean what it says.

NO. 03

Bipartisan Silence

Whether you’re a Democrat, Republican, or independent, we’re committed to ensuring that nobody from either party knows what you’re doing at 6:43 p.m.

NO. 04

No More Urgent Deadlines

Our campaign is committed to ending the practice of declaring the next 15 minutes the most important 15 minutes in American history.

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You’ve been selected to make history.

Not because we have your phone number. We don’t want it.

Yard Signs

Let your neighbors know you don’t want to hear from anyone.

Put a sign in your yard to communicate your desire for less political communication.

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Yard sign reading ELECT WHOEVER, WON’T TEXT ME, 2026, PLEASE “STOP”
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FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Whoever is the first candidate willing to stop texting us. We are not particularly concerned about their other qualifications.

We are willing to be disappointed by either party, provided they do so quietly.

You can’t. That’s the point.

No. We have no intention of reaching out, checking in, touching base, or circling back.

We appreciate your generosity, but accepting your money would almost certainly require sending you a receipt, followed by several more emails.